NIGHTLIFE

by

Lanny Maude



FADE IN:

A nightclub.  Lights are flashing; music is blaring.  Everyone
is having a good time.

In walks JOE.  Joe is the average guy.  He's not too old, not
too young.  He's not unattractive.  He just blends in to become
invisible.

He eyes the ladies as he walks to the bar.  Nobody eyes him
back.  He gets to the bar where he orders a beer from an
indifferent BARTENDER.

                        JOE
          Beer.

The bartender sets an opened bottle in front of Joe.

                        BARTENDER
          Three bucks.

Joe slaps a five onto the bar.  The bartender takes the money
and Joe takes the beer.  Joe turns to look at the crowd while
sipping the brew.  The bartender puts Joe's change on the bar.

Joe spies ANNA and MARGARET sitting at a table, talking to each
other.  He makes his way to the table.  The women look up at him.

                        JOE
          Good evening, ladies.  My name's Joe.  Would
          either of you care to dance?

They look at him.  They look at each other.  They look back at
him.

                        ANNA
          Sorry, Joe.  We're just waiting for our
          dates to show up.

                        MARGARET
          Maybe some other time.

Anna kicks Margaret under the table.  Margaret jumps only
slightly.  They both smile up at Joe.

                        JOE
          Okay.  See ya.

He walks back to the bar.  Anna and Margaret are clutching each
other, giggling.

Joe sees JULIE sitting at the bar.  She's alone!  He moves in
for the kill...or at least to try to strike up some
conversation.  Julie senses a presence next to her.  She turns
to see Joe standing there.

                        JOE
          Hi.  My name's Joe.

                        JULIE
          Hi, Joe.

She turns around so that her back is to Joe.  Joe is
discouraged.  He moves away from Julie and sits at the bar,
close to the bartender.

                        JOE
          What am I doing wrong?

The bartender shrugs.  He also makes a mumbling noise.  If Joe
were a dentist, he would have been able to decode the mumbling
as, "I don't know."  A hand taps Joe on the shoulder.

                        VICTOR
          Excuse me...

Joe turns to see VICTOR.  Victor has pale skin contrasted by
dark hair and eyes.

                        VICTOR
          I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but hear.

Joe is a little suspicious.

                        JOE
          Yeah?

                        VICTOR
          No luck with the ladies?

                        JOE
          What's it to you?

                        VICTOR
          I may be able to help.

He pulls out a business card and hands it to Joe.  Joe looks at
the card, then back at Victor.

                        JOE
          This is just an address.

                        VICTOR
          Yes, but what you'll find at that address is
          the best nightclub in town.

                        JOE
          What makes it so good?

                        VICTOR
          It has the most beautiful women.  Much nicer
          than here.  And they're all so friendly.

                        JOE
          What are you?  Some kind of pimp?

Victor is not offended.

                        VICTOR
          No.  I just thought I might be able to help.

Joe finally lightens up.

                        JOE
          Hey.  Thanks, man.

                        VICTOR
          Don't mention it.  Just enjoy yourself.

Joe looks down at the card.  Victor fades back into the crowd.


EXT. CLUB - NIGHT

The front door opens and out comes Joe.  He goes to the parking
lot where he gets into his average car and drives off on his
average way.


EXT. NIGHTLIFE - NIGHT

This is a dark, industrial section of town.  There is no
indication of any nightclub.

Joe pulls up and parks his car.


INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS

Joe looks at the address posted above a door.  He compares it to
the card that Victor gave to him.  It's hard to believe, but
this must be the place.  Joe opens the car door.


EXT. NIGHTLIFE - CONTINUOUS

He climbs out of the car.  He looks up and down the street in
disbelief.  He looks at the card once again before deciding to
try.  He closes the car door and heads for the address indicated
on the card.

As he gets close to the door, he notices the faint sound of
music.  He reaches out to grab the door handle.  He takes one
last look before pulling the door open.


INT. NIGHTLIFE - CONTINUOUS

Joe stands in the open doorway.  He can't believe it.  It is a
nightclub, just like Victor said.  He just looks for a moment.

The lights are low.  The music is energetic, but not
overpowering.  And it full of people.

Joe walks in, the door closing behind him.  He makes his way to
the bar.  Many of the eyes in the club discreetly follow him as
he moves.

ERIC is tending the bar tonight.  He moves to meet Joe as Joe
reaches the bar.

                        ERIC
          Evening.

Eric already knows the answer to the next question.

                        ERIC
          This your first visit to Nightlife?

                        JOE
          Nightlife?

Eric indicates his surroundings.

                        ERIC
          The club.  It's called Nightlife.

                        JOE
          No.  I had no idea this was here.

He looks around.

                        JOE
          There was no sign out front.

                        ERIC
          As you can see, we do very well on word-of-
          mouth.  We also have a dedicated clientele.

                        JOE
          Yeah, I guess...

                        ERIC
          Since this is your first time, how about a
          drink on the house?

Joe is astounded at the treatment that he is receiving.

                        JOE
          Sure.

Eric sets a tall glass on the counter.  He pours about an ounce
of bright green liquid into the glass.  He then sets a wedge-
shaped perforated spoon, a plate of sugar tablets, and a carafe
of water onto the bar.

                        JOE
          What's this?

                        ERIC
          It's absinthe.  It was very popular around
          the turn of the century.

Joe indicates the paraphernalia in front of him.

                        JOE
          What am I supposed to do with all this?

                        ERIC
          Well...start by putting the spoon across the
          top of the glass.

Joe places the spoon.

                        JOE
          Like this?

                        ERIC
          Yes, that's right.  Now place one of the
          sugar tablets on the spoon.

Joe follows the instructions.

                        ERIC
          Now you very slowly pour the water over the
          sugar cube so it dissolves into your drink.

Joe picks up the carafe.

                        JOE
          It seems kind of complicated.

                        ERIC
          Many of our patrons enjoy the ritual.  Plus,
          it lets one adjust the drink to his or her
          taste.

                        JOE
          How much water do I add?

                        ERIC
          Till it's somewhere between an inch and
          half-an-inch from the top.

Joe starts to drizzle the water onto the cube.  As the sugary
water drips into the absinthe, the liquid turns cloudy.

                        JOE
          Hey, is it supposed to do that?

                        ERIC
          Yes.  That's called the louche.

                        JOE
          It kind of neat, isn't it?

                        ERIC
          Yes, it is.

While Joe is occupied with his drink, he doesn't notice a dark
FIGURE approaching.  The figure gets closer and comes into the
light.

Her name is LILLITH.  She is similar to Victor in that she is
pale with dark eyes and hair.  She is also wearing dark
lipstick.

Meanwhile, Joe sips his absinthe.

                        JOE
          Hmmm...it tastes a little like licorice.

                        ERIC
          It's anise, actually.

Joe takes another sip.  He hasn't noticed Lillith yet, but Eric
has.  Eric moves away.

                        LILLITH
          Hello.

Joe is a little startled.  He manages to disengage himself from
his drink without spilling it.  He turns to look at Lillith.
Wow!

                        JOE
          Hi...

                        LILLITH
          My name's Lillith.  What's yours?

                        JOE
          Joe.

                        LILLITH
          Mind if I join you?

Joe is amazed.  No woman has ever come up to him like this.

                        JOE
          Of course.

Lillith moves next to the bar.

                        JOE
          Would you like something to drink?

                        LILLITH
          I'll have an abs.

                        JOE
          Excuse me...

                        LILLITH
          An absinthe.  What you're having.

Joe gets Eric's attention then points to his drink.  Eric looks
at Lillith who looks back and taps a long, dark fingernail on
the bar a couple of times.

Eric sets another glass in front of Lillith, pours the absinthe,
and leaves a spoon. 

Lillith sets up her drink and pours on the water.  Joe is
mesmerized.  Once she's finished preparing her drink, she takes
a sip.

Joe finally realizes that he's been staring.  He looks away and
takes another sip of his drink.

                        LILLITH
          So, Joe, how did you find this place?

                        JOE
          I was in another club and a guy handed me a
          card.

He shows her the card.  She only glances at it.  He sets it on
the bar.

                        LILLITH
          You cruise the clubs often?

                        JOE
          Well, I try to get out.  Have some fun, you
          know.

While Joe is talking, Eric quietly retrieves the card with the
address and leaves.

                        LILLITH
          What's your idea if fun?

                        JOE
          I like to have a few drinks, listen to some
          music, maybe dance a little.

                        LILLITH
          Would you like to dance?

Joe is taken by surprise.  Having never gotten this far before,
he's into uncharted territory.

                        JOE
          With you?

Lillith takes his response in stride.

                        LILLITH
          I'm the one who asked.

Joe comes to his senses.

                        JOE
          Sure.  Of course.

The two move onto the dance floor.  It's a slower number.
Lillith moves in close so Joe can put his arm around her.  He
does so slowly, tentatively.  He finally accepts that this is
really happening, so he hold her close.

As they dance, Lillith nuzzles up against Joe's neck.

The song eventually comes to an end, transitioning into
something different.  Joe and Lillith stop dancing.  Lillith
takes Joe's hand and leads him back to the bar.  They sip their
drinks.

                        LILLITH
          You want to go to my place with me?

Joe isn't sure he heard that correctly.

                        JOE
          What?

                        LILLITH
          Let's go to my place.  It's more private.

Joe hesitates.  He starts to get suspicious.

                        JOE
          Don't take this wrong, but...

                        LILLITH
          What?

                        JOE
          Are you a hooker?

A smile slowly spreads across Lillith's face.

                        LILLITH
          No, of course not.

                        JOE
          Then why are you doing this?  Are you
          playing some kind of game?

Lillith tries to calm him.

                        LILLITH
          Can't you just accept that I'm attracted to
          you?

They look at each other.  Joe eventually speaks quietly.

                        JOE
          I've never done this before.

Lillith is very comforting.

                        LILLITH
          Don't worry.  I'll show you what to do.

She holds out her hand.  Joe slowly reaches out to her.  She
takes hold of his hand.

                        LILLITH
                 (whispers)
          Let's go...

He is now captivated by her.  He would do anything for her at
this point.  She leads him to the door.  Eric efficiently moves
to where they were sitting and cleans away their partially
finished drinks.

                        LILLITH
          Tonight will be the highlight of your life.

She leads him out the door, into the night.

At one of the tables, MICHAEL and CYNTHIA watches them leave.

                        MICHAEL
          I just love the smell of fresh normal.

Cynthia smiles to reveal vampire fangs.

                        CYNTHIA
          I know what you mean.  I just wish it was my
          turn tonight.


                                                   FADE TO BLACK.


                             The End




Nightlife is © 2000 Lanny Maude